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1 Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
金錢不是一切,這世上還有信用卡可用.

2 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

3 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡.
4 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓包.

5 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful  man, there are two.
每個成巨k人的背後,都有一個女人.每個不成巨k人的背後,都有兩個.

6 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
每個人都該要結婚,因為快樂並不是生命的全部.

7 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人不會去結婚,而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了.

8 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成布O一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚.

9 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差時再來想.

10 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養.（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）

11 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
車子後座的小孩會導致意外,車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩.

12 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未來取決於你的夢想",所以趕快去睡覺吧.

13 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天.

14 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過何必去冒險呢？

15 God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上天決定了誰是你的親戚,好在我們可以自己選擇朋友.

16 When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人有伴,但後果是早晚會不小心跑出第三個(變成三個人...)!

17 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
restricting  the view.
衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看.

18 The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you
forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to  learn.
書唸的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道的越少,那麼
又何必唸書呢?!